Pint-Sized Punch Lines
* Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No-Bell Prize. (Ashlee Liberman, 10, Tarzana, Woodland Hills Elementary)
* Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa baa shop. (Chandrika Shpak, 7, Cypress, Vessels Elementary)
* Why did they fire the man who worked in the monkey cages at the zoo? He couldn’t grasp de-tails. (Marissa Steiner, 9, Rancho Palos Verdes, Rolling Hills Country Day School)
* Where should you never take a dog? To the flea market. (Joey Liberman, 7, Tarzana, Woodland Hills Elementary)
* Why did the clock go to the doctor? Because it felt run down. (Alex Soudier de Lucero, 5, Corona, Lusien~o Elementary
* What do ghosts like to eat? Scream cheese. (Dylan Gantz, 6, New Rochelle, N.Y., Mount Tom School)
* SEND US A LINE: Kids, got a joke? Send it to Pint-Sized Punch Lines by fax, (213) 237-0732, or mail, Life & Style, Los Angeles Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles, CA 90053. Include your full name, age, hometown and school.
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