Pint-Sized Punch Lines
What do you get when you cross an alarm clock with an octopus? A clock with eight arms or an octopus that’s really ticked off. (Alex Wong, 8, Monterey Park, Hillcrest Elementary)
* What animal needs a wig? A bald eagle. (Jereme Carter Barnett-Woods, 9, Irvine, Turtle Rock Elementary)
* Where does Santa Claus go when he is out of town? A ho-ho-tel. (Christen Neeser, 8, North Hollywood, Laurel Hall)
* Why did the man bring his washing machine to the baseball game? Because the White Sox were playing dirty. (Ian Blair, 8, North Hollywood, Laurel Hall)
* What did the tablecloth say to the table? “Don’t move, I’ve got you covered.” (Brian Bagley-Foley, 7, Echo Park, Plasencia Magnet)
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