Pint-Sized Punch Lines
* Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team? She ran away from the ball. (Gilad Haikin, 8, Oak Park, San Diego County, Brookside)
* What do you do with a blue whale? Cheer him up. (Allison Dugandzic, 9, Moorpark, Peach Hill School)
* What is a dinosaur’s favorite movie? “The Lizard of Oz.” (Kyle Dugandzic, 6, Moorpark, Peach Hill School)
* When is a cook bad? When he beats an egg. (Lauren Channels, 9, San Bernardino, Barton School)
* Why do dull pencils need to be sharpened? To get to the point. (Hootan Mehr, 8, Laguna Beach, Top of the World School)
* Where do the 76ers basketball players hang out? At the Union Station. (Nima Mehr, 9, Laguna Beach, Top of the World School)
* What has an eye but cannot see? A needle. (Sarena Bhatier, 7, Orlando, Fla., Lake Mary Elementary)
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