Pint-Sized Punch Lines
How much does a pirate pay to get his ears pierced? “A buckanear.” (Kim Patterson, 12, Eagle Rock, St. Dominic’s School)
* What did the kangaroo do when his car broke down? He jump-started it. (Mark Seymour, 10, Rancho Palos Verdes, Miraleste Intermediate)
* What did the female bee say to her friends? “Don’t hate me because I’m bee-utiful.” (Alma Helen Araujo, 8, Hollywood, Ramona Elementary)
* Why did the volcano have heartburn? Because it was burning up. (Rachel Swab, 9, Omaha, Neb., Masters School)
* What did the dog say to the tree? “Your bark is better than my bite.” (Corey Hedy, 7, Norwalk, Brethren Elementary)
* How do billboards talk? “Sign language.” (Brittany Quarterman, 12, Beverly Hills, Beverly Vista)
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