Pint-Sized Punch Lines

* What do ducks use for adding? A quackulator. (Jade Cagalawan, 8, Winnetka, St. Joseph the Worker School)

* What has many teeth, but never any cavities? A comb. (Kiara Daswani, 4, Irvine, College Park School)

* Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny. (Matthew Chalupa, 8, Calabasas, Bay Laurel School)

* Why did the dish run away with the spoon? Because the cow was being too mooooo-dy. (Stephanie Cohen, 8, Rolling Hills, Vista Grande Elementary)

* How can you tell if you’re upside down? Your nose is running and your feet smell. (Tanya Mansir, 10, Whittier, St. Gregory School)

* What do you get when you cross luggage with a tree? A tree trunk. (Camile Saltzman, 4, Los Angeles, Beth Am Elementary)

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