Pint-Sized Punch Lines
* What is a cheerleader’s favorite food? Cheerios. (Areil Krasik-Geiger, 11, Seattle, Northwest School)
* What did the girl stoplight say to the boy stoplight? “Turn around, I’m going to change.” (Amanda Regele, 6, Florence, Italy, American International School)
* What do cats read? Catalogs. (Kassy McKinnis, 11, Hacienda Heights, Mesa Robles School)
* Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in the cornfield? It’s full of ears. (Sydnee R. Kirvin, 7, Los Angeles, Taylor Tots Playhouse Nursery School)
* Where do famous wolves go? Howl-lywood. (Lily Yu, 11, Los Angeles, Gates Street School)
* What is a mummy’s favorite music group? The Grateful Dead. (Alessya Bonder, 7, Pacific Palisades, Marquez Charter School)
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