Pope John Paul II is coming out with a line of fashion accessories. Really. What other public figures should come out with a line of products?
Send replies of 25 words or fewer to Smart Aleck, c/o Life & Style, Los Angeles Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles, CA 90053, or e-mail to firstname.lastname@example.org. Include your name and hometown.
* Replies will appear in two weeks. Don't be bashful.