A Sickly Sweet Idea

In view of the boffo opening-weekend box office of “Patch Adams” and “Stepmom,” the execs at Universal and Columbia should get together for the ultimate sequel, “Stepmom Meets Patch.” In this blockbuster, Susan Sarandon, on the verge of a cancerous death, seeks out Robin Williams for a course of laughter therapy.

As this movie would have more sap to it than all the maple trees in Vermont, the gross would exceed that of “Titanic”! I’ll take 10% for the creative concept.

SIDNEY GOLD, Granada Hills