LAUGH LINES

Jungle Fever: “Disney’s Animal Kingdom is celebrating its second anniversary. . . . It’s a great place. Visitors encounter meandering paths through a lush jungle, Land Rovers and plenty of wildlife at arm’s length--and that’s just the crowd in the parking lot!” (Kenny Noble Cortes)

Is It in His Kiss?: “James Le Gros, the newest cast member on ‘Ally McBeal,’ speculated that the show is so unpredictable, he could end up kissing Calista Flockhart or he could end up kissing Peter MacNichol. Heck, if it’ll give the ratings a jump, Le Gros could end up kissing both of them.” (Ira Lawson)

The Cold Shoulder: “Jenny Craig has reportedly dumped Monica Lewinsky as a spokeswoman. I heard Monica was so upset, she went right back to her two ex-boyfriends: Ben and Jerry.” (Wisot)

Writing Lessons: “Mary Kay Letourneau, the teacher-turned-student-lover, is apparently writing an autobiography. . . . For the benefit of her lover, the book will indeed have pictures.” (Daily Scoop)

Doggone It: “A company has developed a dog biscuit that will freshen your dog’s breath--you know dogs . . . they want minty fresh breath before they smell another dog’s behind.” (Andrew Wisot)

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