LAUGH LINES
Out and About: “President Clinton and Hillary have moved into their new home in Chappaqua. N.Y. They showed President Clinton on the news the other night walking around, introducing himself to the other parents in the neighborhood. He didn’t want to, but he had to because, you know, New York state has that sexual predator notification law.” (Jay Leno)
Her Story: “Linda Tripp had a nose job, chin tuck, neck reduction, facial peel and liposuction. One more operation and she’ll look like Michael Jackson.” (Gary Greenfield)
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The Essential
David Letterman
Good Things About Having
a President With a Temper
10. Fun to hear White House spokesman use phrase “roid rage.”
8. Sam Donaldson would find himself on a raft to Cuba.
7. New monument: Tomb of the Unknown Guy Who Looked at the President Funny.
3. Ends each radio address with “Well, I see it’s clobberin’ time.”
2. Goodbye presidential veto--hello guy named Vito hired by the president to break legs.
1. Look how well it worked for Nixon!
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