LAUGH LINES
He’s Prepared: “Former President George Bush campaigned for his son Friday at an Iowa high school. He was shot down during World War II and received a Purple Heart. There’s nothing a high school can throw at him he hasn’t seen before.” (Argus Hamilton)
High Pressure: The Weather Channel began airing its first regularly scheduled show last week. It’s called “Your Weather Today.” “Forecasters say there’s a 50% chance it’ll be canceled.” (Daily Scoop)
Business as Usual: “Monday, federal employees got to sleep in, relax and not work. You and I call it the Martin Luther King Jr. holiday. To them, it’s known as Monday.” (Jerry Perisho)
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Chris Pina’s Essential Daily List
Other Offspring Fathered
by David Crosby
* Elian Gonzalez
* The Backstreet Boys
* Pokemon’s Pikachu
* The Cowardly Lion
* The Cleveland Orchestra’s entire horn section
* Children of nurse who assisted in liver transplant operation
* Puff Daddy
* Bing Crosby
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