Defining the next generation of politics

If you’ve never dropped the word “dubyavirus” into casual conversation, urged that an official be “ashcrofted” or commented upon “The Cheney Effect,” then you haven’t seen the future, at least the future according to McSweeney’s.

The ever-expanding genre of anti-Bush books has now entered the reference field. Coming in August from McSweeney’s, the publishing house founded by author-activist Dave Eggers, is “The Future Dictionary of America,” a Utopian tome set “sometime” beyond the present.

Contributors include Eggers, Stephen King, Kurt Vonnegut, Jonathan Franzen, Wendy Wasserstein and more than 100 others. Proceeds will be donated to “groups working for the public good in the 2004 election.”

“The dictionary was conceived as a way for a great number of American writers and artists to voice their displeasure with their current political leadership, and to collectively imagine a brighter future,” reads a note from the editors.

The McSweeney’s dictionary includes new words such as “dubyavirus” and old words such as “environment” with new definitions.

Author T.C. Boyle offers several definitions of “environment,” including “a conceptual space, like the airspace over Iraq, which will create a sucking void if not filled to repleteness with high explosives.”

Under the entry “dubyavirus,” fiction writer Thisbe Nissen imagines President Bush has been indicted as a war criminal, thus ending “an aggressively invasive and tragically widespread disease.” Writer Paul Auster defines “bush” as “a poisonous family of shrubs, now extinct.”

In homage to Vice President Dick Cheney, Pulitzer Prize-winning novelist Jeffrey Eugenides invokes the “Cheney Effect,” reserved for “the manifestation of personality changes brought on by the reception of a transplanted organ, usually the heart.”

Secretary of Defense Donald H. Rumsfeld is the basis for “rumsfeld,” defined by Vonnegut as “one who can stomach casualties.” Atty. Gen. John Ashcroft inspired novelist Robert Coover to coin “ashcrofted,” when one is “removed from or disqualified for public office on grounds of religious delusions.”

Franzen, author of the award-winning novel “The Corrections,” invents “the silence parlor,” a soundproofed cafe “equipped with noise-cancellation technology.”

Joyce Carol Oates presents “dark natter,” which she labels “continuous chatter of an ominous sort.” King contributes “sloudge,” his term for the endless political opining on cable television.

Some liberals, too, receive entries. “Dean depression,” named for failed presidential contender Howard Dean, is defined by short story writer Ken Foster as “the surprising and illogical defeat of a populist candidate.” Cartoonist Art Spiegelman contributes “ralphnadir,” which is “the lowest point in any process,” so low that it must be changed.

One example: “He ralphnadired their relationship when he condi-scendingly denied that he’d cheneyed their joint account.”