Troy, Troy Again

Let’s see, UCLA football players are arrested for drunk driving and handicapped-parking offenses, and are prosecuted and convicted. USC players are arrested on suspicion of rape, with 136 illegal pills in their apartment, and no charges are filed.

Not only does USC have better players, it has better lawyers! It’s almost like, if you went to USC, you can get away with anything.

Leonard Levine

Tarzana