The Forecast: Rain, Partly Funny
Jay Leno found Southern California’s recent downpours amusing :
* We have had record rainfall here in California this week. We’ve had so much rain, we may have to delay the opening of brush fire season.
* We’ve had nothing but two weeks of rain. In fact, the water was so high in Malibu, Robert Blake’s ankle bracelet shorted out.
* It has been so wet, people in Beverly Hills actually stopped carrying around those stupid bottles of water everywhere they go.
* And cold ... in fact, yesterday, people were actually ice skating across the border.
* We’ve had so much rain the Christmas tree at the end of my driveway started growing again. It’s actually greener now than it was in the house.
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