Let’s keep the teddy bears out of this

From a Capitol Records press release announcing that the New York band Morningwood has a supporting-act gig at the Troubadour Monday night:

“The band’s legendary riff-shredding, clothes-shedding live shows have been known to provoke spirited bumping, grinding and dancing -- both with and without stuffed animals. Among their more popular songs is the rather straightforward ‘Take Off Your Clothes,’ a request which many in the crowd often take to heart.”

We have to admit, it all seemed “rather straightforward” -- until the stuffed animals.