Two Jokes

“There’s no better indication of the sad shape our court system is in than last week’s acquittal of Robert Blake. In letting Blake go, the jurors exercised worse judgment than I did in picking the DeVry Institute to go all the way in my NCAA pool. Blake should have been put away faster than the bacon strips in Kirstie Alley’s Grand Slam breakfast.”

-- Dennis Miller

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“Blake is still out there looking for acting jobs. In fact, they said today he could be the new host of ‘Elimidate.’ ”

-- Jay Leno