TWO-MINUTE DRILL

at St. Louis 28, Atlanta 16: If season were 30 games long, Rams would have a shot at the playoffs.

Buffalo 17, at Washington 16: A confused Joe Gibbs thought he was asking his pit crew for a timeout, not a ref.

at Minnesota 42, Detroit 10: Would you rather have Adrian Peterson, Reggie Bush, Matt Leinart or Vince Young?

at Indianapolis 28, Jacksonville 25: Injury-depleted Colts receiving corps finally makes some big catches.

New York Jets 40, at Miami 13: Instead of champagne, 1976 Buccaneers keep a bottle of tap water on ice.

San Diego 24, at Kansas City 10: Don’t worry, Norv Turner has plenty of time to find a way to mess things up.

Seattle 28, at Philadelphia 24: Quick, someone check Lofa Tatupu’s hands for Super Glue.

at Carolina 31, San Francisco 14: Testaverde wins, then gets into postgame party using his senior-citizen discount.

at Arizona 27, Cleveland 21: If only the Cardinals could play all of their games against the AFC North.

at Oakland 34, Denver 20: Irate Al Davis sues NFL, saying teams that win two in a row should get automatic playoff bid.

at Tennessee 28, Houston 20: Should Vince Young really get that excited about completing a touchdown pass?

Tampa Bay 27, at New Orleans 23: Team fumbles after late, awkward toss from Bush. That sounds vaguely familiar.

New York Giants 21, at Chicago 16: Manning says “it’s easy to forget bad plays.” He has forgotten an awful lot.

at Pittsburgh 24, Cincinnati 10: Maybe the Steelers should play in the rain every week.