The Bottom 10

It was a week in which the state of Washington seized control of the Bottom Ten. And investigators were poring over land records to see if Moscow, Idaho, home of No. 4 Idaho, wasn’t also in the state of Washington.

Most maps say that Moscow is eight miles from the border. Could this be another Moscow conspiracy?

Elsewhere, Michigan (2-4) clocked in at No. 5 amid accusations that the Woe-verines were trying to impress Bottom Ten voters by stacking their schedule with inept opponents (i.e. 2-4 Toledo).

Off to their worst start in 41 years, the Woe-verines seem to be saying: Look at us. We don’t just lose to teams in the Mid-American Conference teams but fifth-place teams in the Mid-American’s West division.

*--* Wreck, Record Last Loss Next Loss 1. Washington (0-5) Idle Oregon State 1. Washington State (1-6) 13-66, Oregon State USC 1. Seahawks (1-4) 17-27, Bay (Green) Bay (Tampa) 4. Idaho (1-6) 32-45, Fresno State Louisiana Tech 5. Michigan (2-4) 10-13, Toledo Penn State 6. SMUs (1-6) 31-37, Tulsa Houston 7. Rutgers (1-5) 10-13, Cincinnati Conn. 8. Utah State (1-5) 7-30, San Jose State Nevada 9. Arizona State (2-4)* 0-28, USC Oregon 10. San Diego State (1-5) 10-35, Air Force New Mexico *--*

*The poor Devils.

* 11. The Associated Press top five (1-3 last week); 12. Syracuse (1-5); 13. North Carolina State (2-4); 14. Indiana (2-4); 15. Ole Mississippi State (2-4); 16. Ole Memphis (3-4); 17. Iowa State (2-4); 18. On assignment; 19. Clemson (3-3); 20. Pac-10 (placed one school in AP’s top 20).

* The ‘Slack 10’: Radio personality Colin Cowherd’s term for the Pac-10.

* Rout of the week: Penn State (7-0) over Michigan (2-4).

* Crummy game of the week: San Diego State (1-5) vs. New Mexico (3-4).

* Team with the least partyers: Brigham Young, which has 33 married players.

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