Not going the extra mile: On a flight home from Europe on Air France, my wife, Sheila, decided she needed to use the facilities.When she got up, the plane hit a bump, the seat-belt light came onand the flight attendant told her to sit down. Later, when she sawpeople moving about, she stood up and again the flight attendanttold her to sit down, this time more forcefully, finally asking,"What country are you from, madam?" When told, he then gave her averbal dressing-down for being an American who didn't follow rules.Just then a bathroom door behind him slammed and he relented butnot before reciting a disclaimer for injury. What was the properresponse?
— Danilo Gurovich
Answer: Talk about your bad air day. TheGuroviches were on vacation, but it sounds as though their flightattendant was on a power trip, and Air France did not respond torequests for comment for this story.
Fatigue and stress are bad traveling companions, and when youfactor in a full bladder, you have the makings of an international,if not an altogether xenophobic, incident.
That doesn't have to happen, says Jeff Greenwald, author andexecutive director of the Ethical Traveler(www.ethicaltraveler.org), who thinks all travelers are accidentalambassadors.
Presumably that includes flight attendants, but as Greenwaldreminded me, you can meet a jerk anywhere.
For more, I turned to Roger Cargile, a friend of mine who retiredin 2003 after 24 years as an American Airlines flight attendant.Cargile described the balancing act between enforcing rules andbeing empathetic that flight attendants follow every day. "As ahuman being, I can't say, 'Sit there in agony.' "
Because, really, isn't sitting in coach agony enough?
Besides, it's rude not to help someone in need, although one expert— a professor at Johns Hopkins and the author of "ChoosingCivility: The Twenty-Five Rules of Considerate Conduct," no less— thinks the passenger could have resolved the loo to-doherself.
"Sheila could have said, 'I am about to have an accident. What doyou suggest that I do?' This way she would have shown herwillingness to respect the steward's authority," says P.M. Forni."Escorting Sheila to the toilet and telling her, 'Please return toyour seat as soon as possible' seems like a reasonable solution tome."
As for the display of national superiority?
It might feel satisfying to mutter the "saved your French bacon inWorld War II" mantra under your breath, but it's really just mentalmudslinging. Let it go.
"When we talk about civility and good manners, we are not talkingabout the right fork for the salad," Forni says. "We aretalking about how to treat one another — and what is moreimportant than that?"
So breathe deeply, take the high road, make your enemy your friend,and don't look back. You'll be a wee bit better for it.