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Which ‘do will Phil Spector do?

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The trial of music producer Phil Spector, right, will be televised, along with his hair, raising the obvious question: What hairstyles might Spector’s jury consultants recommend? Political cartoonist Roman Genn offers three looks.

The North Kohawk

Likely to appeal to potential jurors with a fetish for Western movies, platform shoes and plutonium

The Lost-the-Buzz cut

Could win sympathy from washed-up, teen pop divas in and out of rehab in search of a new look

The Trump-over

Appealing to real estate megalomaniac wannabes. Danger: could alienate all others

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