Manny Ramirez: ‘Am I in trouble?’

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The nation’s finest purveyors of fake news, the Onion, add a bit of levity to the Manny Ramirez suspension with this fake story with fake quotes. It’ll have to do until we actually do hear from Manny, but it’s pretty funny stuff.

An excerpt:

‘If something is really messed up, I didn’t do it, okay? It wasn’t me. It was probably Brad,’ said Ramirez, attempting to deflect blame onto Dodgers catcher Brad Ausmus. ‘He’s no good. I do not like him. He should be in trouble, not me.’

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--Bill Shaikin