The Return of ‘Original Coke’

With the country saddled with a $200 billion-plus national deficit, some elderly pensioners wondering where their next meal is coming from, the nations of the world confronted with a possible nuclear war, the Western states on the verge of becoming one huge french fry, what captures the top story of the day? Coca Cola is returning to its original taste due to the overwhelming demand of its fans.

It looks as if the whole world is losing its marbles and is being run by Lilliputians! As the song so eloquently expresses it, “Stop the world, I wanna get off!”

MATT MILLER

Palm Springs