HOW A COUPLE OF COUNTY CELEBRITIES WOULD LIKE TO DRESS FOR HALLOWEEN

‘I would dress up as a husband, with handcuffs, chains, and then not eat food for 2 days and not shave and wear wrinkled pants. . . . No, here’s something. . . . I would get dressed as the Hunchback of Notre Dame, and when the kids came and they said, ‘Trick or treat!’ I would shout ‘Sanctuary! Sanctuary! Sanctuary much!’ and close the door. ‘

Joey Bishop, comedian

‘I’m going as a U.S. Olympic coach, and (my husband) Irv is going as an American weightlifter. I’ll be wearing red sweats and carrying a hypodermic needle to inject steroids, a bottle of Screwitol pills, a stethoscope and a wad of $500 in fake bills. Coaches take money don’t they?’

Harriett M. Wieder, county supervisor