Mommy Dearest: Motherhood is glamorous....

Mommy Dearest: Motherhood is glamorous. And if you doubt us, just ask actress-Trumpmate Marla Maples. No sooner had she and The Donald returned from a trip to Japan early this week, than la Maples plunged into photo sessions for her very own line of maternity wear.

The folks at Larisa Maternity must have been bombarded with media inquiries about their newest designer, since they were too busy to call us back. But we got a peek, anyway, of the evening wear on “Entertainment Tonight.”

The ultra-glamorous gown modeled by Maples was as big and sparkly as a certain New York tower lit up for Christmas. Her clothing is scheduled to hit stores for holiday/spring about three months too late for Maples to wear herself. But she would if she could . . . honest.