Salary Cap? How About a Celebration Cap?

This is an open letter to all players in the NFL.

There seems to be too many multimillion-dollar, egotistical yahoos determined to transform football stadiums into three-ring circuses. As a football player it’s your job to sack the quarterback, catch 40-yard touchdown passes and block potential game-winning field goals. Don’t worry, we know who you guys are without you jumping up and down like a bunch of screaming banshees!

Please save your celebrating for the appropriate time, after the game.

GREGORY K. THOMAS

Encino