What’s What in the NFL? Here’s the Real Lowdown
Bound to happen during the NFL season that opens Sunday:
Parity will raise its ugly head. . . .
The surprising Seattle Seahawks will leave visiting teams at the Kingdome quaking. . . .
Brett Favre will pass tests on and off the field. . . .
Carolina running back Tim Biakabutuka will have a good rookie season, but his last name won’t make many headlines. . . .
Cleveland Browns’ fans will cheer every Baltimore Raven defeat, of which there will be many. . . .
For the 31st consecutive time, the Super Bowl, scheduled for the Superdome in New Orleans on Jan. 26, will not be played on the home field of either contestant. . . .
ESPN’s “NFL Countdown” will remind people of “NFL GameDay.”. . .
The Oakland Raiders will be 6-2 with Jeff Hostetler in the lineup and 1-7 without him. . . .
Arizona State will easily outdraw the Arizona Cardinals at Sun Devil Stadium. . . .
The West Coast offense will also be used by East Coast, Midwest, Southeast and Southwest teams. . . .
Jimmy Johnson will wish he were coaching the Miami Hurricanes instead of the Miami Dolphins. . . .
An announcer will call the St. Louis Rams “Los Angeles.” . . .
An announcer will call the Houston Oilers “Nashville.” . . .
Most valuable player will be Buffalo quarterback Jim Kelly. . . .
Michael Irvin will be booed when he steps on the field for the first time at Texas Stadium. . . .
Irvin will be cheered when he catches his first touchdown pass at Texas Stadium. . . .
Kordell Stewart will win the Pittsburgh Steeler quarterback job by midseason. . . .
Rookie of the year will be New York Jet wide receiver Keyshawn Johnson. . . .
Last year’s expansion teams will win fewer games. . . .
The two-point conversion seldom will be attempted. . . .
Al Michaels will be the best TV play-by-play announcer and John Madden and Pat Haden the best commentators. . . .
Coach of the year will be Seattle’s Dennis Erickson. . . .
Left tackle will be the second-most important position on offense, but nobody playing there will be noticed except when he is penalized for holding. . . .
The toughest division will be the AFC East, where even the last-place New York Jets will be dangerous. . . .
Good seats will be available for all games at the Astrodome. . . .
The most spectacular kickoff return will be called back because of a clipping penalty. . . .
San Francisco sophomore J.J. Stokes will be the most improved wide receiver in the league. . . .
Barry Switzer’s winning percentage will dip. . . .
Marcus Allen will break Roger Craig’s record for most receptions by a running back. . . .
Dave Shula will keep the Cincinnati Bengals from reaching the playoffs. . . .
There will be a quarterback controversy in Washington. . . .
Two of the best games will be between Da Bears and Da Packers. . . .
Dallas will win on Thanksgiving Day. . . .
Dan Reeves will criticize New York Giant management. . . .
New England Patriot ownership will criticize Bill Parcells. . . .
Buffalo will enjoy home-ice advantage in the AFC playoffs. . . .
Houston running back Eddie George, who has a great attitude, won’t be just another Heisman Trophy winner who flops in the NFL. . . .
For a change, the Detroit Lions won’t save Wayne Fontes’ job. . . .
L.A. fans will miss having a home team or two more than they did last year. . . .
NFC West standings: 1. San Francisco, 2. Atlanta, 3. St. Louis, 4. New Orleans, 5. Carolina. . . .
NFC Central standings: 1. Green Bay, 2. Chicago, 3. Detroit, 4. Tampa Bay, 5. Minnesota. . . .
NFC East standings: 1. Philadelphia, 2. Dallas, 3. Washington, 4. New York Giants, 5. Arizona. . . .
AFC West standings: 1. Seattle, 2. Kansas City, 3. San Diego, 4. Oakland, 5. Denver. . . .
AFC Central standings: 1. Pittsburgh, 2. Houston, 3. Cincinnati, 4. Baltimore, 5. Jacksonville. . . .
AFC East standings: 1. Buffalo, 2. Indianapolis, 3. New England, 4. Miami, 5. New York Jets. . . .
NFC wild cards: Dallas, Chicago. . . .
AFC wild cards: Houston, Kansas City. . . .
NFC championship game: San Francisco over Green Bay. . . .
AFC championship game: Buffalo over Pittsburgh. . . .
Super Bowl: Buffalo 24, San Francisco 21.
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