Pint-Sized Punch Lines

* Why does Tiger Woods wear two pairs of socks when he plays golf? In case he gets a hole in one. (Blake Morris, 14, Los Angeles, L.A. Center for Enriched Studies)

* How do you stop a bull from charging? You take away his credit card. (Alexandria Wells, 6, Los Angeles, Wildwood School)

* What did the hat say to the tie? “I’ll go ahead and you can hang around.” (Melissa Klein, 11, Los Angeles, Temple Emanuel)

* What did the grape say when it crossed the road? It didn’t say anything. It just wined. (Jasmine Johnson, 11, Los Angeles, L.A. Home Studies)

* What is Santa’s favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jolly. (Frankie Vilardi, 5, Yorba Linda, Rose Drive Elementary)

* What do you call two banana peels? A pair of slippers. (Kelsey Krigstein, 7, Agoura Hills, Willow Elementary)

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