Pint-Sized Punch Lines
What do you find in the middle of nowhere? The letter “h.” (Cody Lee, 4, Lake Forest, Good Shephard of the Hills)
* Why does the ocean roar? You would, too, if you had crabs on your bottom. (Chloe Thomas, 11, Anaheim, Riverdale School)
* Three guys found a magic lamp. The first guy wished to be smart. His wish was granted. The second asked to be super smart. His wish was also granted. The third guy wanted to be the smartest person on Earth. He was turned into a woman. (Kelsey Kirkpatrick, 10, West Toluca Lake, Laurel Hall School)
* Why did the rooster cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken. (Chris Garza, 9, Hacienda Heights, Shadybend Elementary)
* What is black and white and lives in Hawaii? A lost penguin. (Sarah Riel, 7, Huntington Beach, Golden View)
* SEND US A LINE: Kids, got a joke? Send it to Pint-Sized Punch Lines by fax, (213) 237-0732, or mail, Life & Style, Los Angeles Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles, CA 90053. Include your name, age, hometown and school.
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