TONIGHT’S GAME

PHILADELPHIA EAGLES (1-1)

at DALLAS COWBOYS (1-1)

* KICKOFF: 6 p.m.

* TV: Channel 7

* STORYLINE: A Monday night made-for-TV mystery movie. Guess which team shows up: The one that gagged against the Giants only to come back and slay the mighty Packers, or the one that dominated the Steelers and then went belly up against the woeful Cardinals? Michael Irvin, Troy Aikman and Emmitt Smith for the Cowboys; Ricky Watters and I can’t think of anyone else worth a darn for the Eagles.

* THE LINE: Cowboys by 9

* THE PICK: Cowboys.