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What did the computer say to the mouse? “Your click is my command.” (Phillip Vuong, 9, La Puente, Villacorta Elementary)
* What two cars are like planets? Mercury and Saturn. (Marisa Parry, 9, Poway, Tierra Bonita Elementary)
* What kind of fish do knights like to catch? Swordfish. (Josh Furagganan, 8, La Puente, Villacorta Elementary)
* SEND US A LINE: Kids, got a joke? Send it to Pint-Sized Punch Lines by fax, (213) 237-0732, or mail, Life & Style, Los Angeles Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles, CA 90053. You must include your full name, age, hometown and school. Please be patient.
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