Presidential Job Hunt

Question from Nov. 24: If President Clinton gets kicked out of office, what line of work should he pursue?

“President Clinton should star in a Disney movie: ‘The Lyin’ King.’ ”

--ELEANOR INSINNA, West Covina

“Mr. Clinton should become a tabloid news reporter and investigate sizzling, sensational stories about the lives of some members of Congress.”

--NED SALLMAN, Lake Forest

“Slick Willie should sell his interest in the Brooklyn Bridge and open up a tall gate on Pennsylvania Avenue in front of the White House.”

--A. GRANT THOMPSON, Los Angeles

“He should pimp. He would have many women and earn money too.”

--J.F. KIRVIN, Los Angeles

“[Clinton should join a] male escort service. He’s a natural hugger, and through empathy and other means, he would feel the clients’ pain.”

--LELAN INMAN, Cathedral City

“Clinton [should be] a ventriloquist. While cradling a dummy (e.g., Ken Starr), he would be able to talk out of both sides of his mouth without interrupting his love life.”

--JOHN GRDJAN, Upland

“Let him teach Jimmy Carter’s old Sunday school class.”

--BOB OLSEN, Toluca Lake

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The question for Dec. 1:

The manager of New York City’s Carnegie Deli was so impressed with tennis player Venus Williams that he named a sandwich after her (see article, this page). Who else should have a sandwich named after her/him, and what would be in it?

Send replies of 25 words or fewer to Smart Aleck, in care of SoCal Living, Los Angeles Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles, CA 90053, or e-mail to socalliving@latimes.com. Include your name and hometown. Replies will appear next week.