Pint-Sized Punch Lines
* What do you do if your coat is on fire? Don’t put it on! (Jamus Hain, 8, Los Angeles, Ivanhoe Elementary)
* Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken wasn’t invented yet. (Steven White, 9, Laguna Niguel, Crown Valley Elementary)
* Why did King Kong climb the Empire State Building? To catch a plane. (Jonathan Jung, 7, Covina, Collegewood Elementary)
* What did the burger say to the bun? “Pleased to meat you.” (Darcy O’Donnell, 10, Santa Barbara, Marymount School)
* How did the snail cross the road so fast? He was stapled to the roadrunner. (Ian Blair, 7, Studio City, Laurel Hall Day School)
* Where does a hair go when it turns gray? The hair-after. (Raine Morgan Hoover, 8, Sepulveda, Sierra Canyon School)
* SEND US A LINE: Kids, got a joke? Send it to Pint-Sized Punch Lines by fax, (213) 237-0732, or mail, Life & Style, Los Angeles Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles, CA 90053. Include your full name, age, hometown and school.
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