LAUGH LINES : Pint-Sized Punch Lines
* Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the gambling casino? Because it was on a roll. (Herb Kurnick, 8, Brooklyn, N.Y., Public School 171)
* What do cows wear in Hawaii? Moo-moos. (Jeanne McNerney, 5, Rancho Palos Verdes, Marymount College Preschool)
* Why did the dog cross the road? Because it was the chicken’s day off. (Eliana Lopez, 8, Los Angeles, Eagle Rock Montessori)
* Why were the monkeys staring at Chiquita banana? Because they were waiting for her to peel. (Alexis Lindblom, 7, Yucca Valley, Yucca Valley Elementary)
* What do you get when you cross a dog with a clock? A watch dog. (Diana R. Newby, 9, Quartz Hill, Nancy Cory School)
* What’s the coldest part of a cake? The icing. (Kristen Carlos, 7, North Hollywood, St. Janes Frances School)
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