Pint-Sized Punch Lines

* Why do big kids like tea? Because they are tea-nagers! (Daniel Crandall, 6, Mar Vista, Mar Vista Elementary)

* What is a frog's favorite drink? Croak-a-cola. (Cardine Rubin, 7, Manhattan Beach, Woodland School)

* Where does Robin Hood like to shoot his arrows? At Target. (Brian Flanigan, 8, San Pedro, Taper Avenue School)

* What do you call food in a car? Fast food. (Dyrio Civon, 6, La Canada, Paradise Canyon Elementary)

* Why does the president carry scales? To weigh his words. (Jose Santana, 10, Los Angeles, 9th Street School)

* What's the worst thing for a turtle to run out of? His shell. (Hannah Claire Boydstun, 8, Ventura, Loma Vista Elementary)

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