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Venues where you’d be wise to avoid the facilities . . .

* Al’s Bar. Let’s just say, its cup usually runneth over. 305 S. Hewitt St., downtown L.A., (213) 625-9703. 21 and older. Cover varies.

* Coconut Teaszer. You’ve seen “Trainspotting,” right? The Teaszer’s bathroom is rock ‘n’ roll. 8117 Sunset Blvd., West Hollywood, (323) 654-4773. Cover and age limit varies.

* Culver Saloon (see “Clubs” profile). Caught somewhere between a Chinese restaurant and your local Shell station, the Saloon’s unisex bathroom could use some plastic flowers. 11513 Washington Blvd., Culver City, (310) 391-1519. 21 and older. Cover varies.

* The Roxy. Legend has it, the many drunk babes here use the TP to stuff their bras, which is why you can never spare a square. 9009 Sunset Blvd., West Hollywood, (310) 278-9457. All ages. Cover varies.

* The Viper Room. All that redesign work, and nothing done about the ladies’ stalls? You still can’t shut the door without hitting your knees. 8852 Sunset Blvd., West Hollywood, (310) 358-1880. 21 and older. Cover varies.

* The Whisky. Don’t bother bringing lipstick to this veteran club’s ladies’ room, because there’s no mirror. No one ever said rock ‘n’ roll was pretty. 8901 Sunset Blvd., West Hollywood, (310) 652-4202. All ages. Cover varies.