TWO-MINUTE DRILL

ATLANTA 20, NEW ORLEANS 17

Saints fall to 1-3. Mike Ditka’s reputation as a great coach continues to plummet.

CHICAGO 24, MINNESOTA 22

OK, exactly who are you, and what have you done with the Vikings?

CINCINNATI 18, CLEVELAND 17

Should a one-point win over an expansion team save Bruce Coslet’s job?

PHILADELPHIA 13, DALLAS 10

Cowboys lose, but gain sympathy across America after classless act by Eagle fans.

KANSAS CITY 16, NEW ENGLAND 14

Holder Lee Johnson blames himself for loss. He just wanted to get his name in the paper.

BUFFALO 24, PITTSBURGH 21

Jerome Bettis carried the ball 13 times for 24 yards. New nickname: “The Yugo.”

SAN DIEGO 20, DETROIT 10

Brock Olivo compares losing to his house burning down. Hey, get a grip on reality.

ST. LOUIS 42, SAN FRANCISCO 20

Georgia, please come back. We always liked you. Really.

ARIZONA 14, NEW YORK GIANTS 3

Kerry Collins isn’t the answer at quarterback for Giants. Now there’s a surprise.

TENNESSEE 14, BALTIMORE 11

Titans had 212 yards in penalties and still won. Nice job, Baltimore.

DENVER 16, OAKLAND 13

Does win mean the old Broncos are back? No, but loss means the old Raiders are.

MIAMI 34, INDIANAPOLIS 31

Marino celebrates game-winning touchdown with amazing leap of 1 1/2 inches.

GREEN BAY 26, TAMPA BAY 23

Sound familiar? Brett Favre overcomes hand injury to throw game-winning touchdown pass.

CAROLINA, SEATTLE, WASHINGTON

Open dates. Panthers use time to search for some better players.