Readers Can’t Judge This Book by Its Cover

You would think that author Wendy Hornsby would be delighted to see Julia Roberts and Denzel Washington on the cover of her mystery “Hard Light” (see photo). After all, aren’t the two box-office giants starring in the movie version?

Nope, which is why Hornsby was amused but not delighted. You see, this is the edition printed in China, where only recently did publishers bother to get permission before printing copyrighted material.

The photos of Roberts and Washington--he is in the small shot in the center--were taken from the movie “The Pelican Brief,” which was a John Grisham thriller. (The two other scenes on the cover seem to be from a 1940s movie.) No cinematic version is in the offing for Hornsby’s book, which is set in Southern California, but the publisher in China wasn’t bothered by such details.

For the record, Hornsby, a history instructor at Long Beach City College, wouldn’t object if Roberts and Washington wanted to turn “Hard Light” into a movie, if only to clear up the confusion.

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LAWN AND ORDER: A draft copy of a “Speech and Advocacy Policy” for the South Orange County Community College District seeks to ensure that the grass is always greener on its campuses.

The fastidious policy details several conditions under which lawns at Saddleback and Irvine Valley colleges would be off-limits for events, such as when the college “president determines it is necessary to permit new grass to germinate and grow.” Another no-no period: “During watering.” (I’d think that even college students would have enough sense to steer clear of sprinklers.)

The draft also says that “destroying any object with hammers, sledgehammers, fire or in any other manner” would require prior approval.

This last condition was apparently prompted by a 1999 gathering of Irvine Valley College’s honor society, at which members displayed disapproval of President Raghu Mathur’s policies by using a sledgehammer to destroy a car emblazoned with his name.

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