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‘Relocating’ Rodman to a New Playground

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Re “For Sale: Palace of a Playboy,” July 30:

I have the perfect solution for the Chamberlain house.

For those neighbors of Dennis Rodman and for all us mothers of teenage girls who cringe when they want to go to the beach in any proximity to his house, let’s take up a collection and buy him Wilt’s house.

It’s off by itself, so he could be as noisy and obnoxious as he chooses. It is, after all, a basketball player’s house, and--best of all--the decor sounds so Rodman. At $4.3 million, it sounds like a dream bargain solution.

Maybe we can even get the city of Newport Beach to kick in just to save on police calls. Think about it.

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Pat Peoples

Santa Ana

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