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What’s the Pattern?

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I have been studying the collective works of T.J. Simers ever since he became a sports columnist. Below is a brief synopsis of his genius, demonstrating his importance to our community and the sporting world at large:

“I, I, I, I, I, me, me, me, me, I, I, me, crummy Chargers, I, I, I, I, me, me, me, me, grocery bagger, I, me, I, I, me, me, me, I, me, Dodger Boy, me, me, me, me, I, I, I.”

Rhys Thomas

Van Nuys

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