He Gives New Meaning to Having Poetic License
Honk if you’ve ever been stopped in traffic behind a car with vanity license plates and missed a green light while you sat there trying to figure it out.
Honk again if you thought what a dream job it would be to come up with back-bumper catch phrases for a living.
Here are my hot-plate suggestions for some of your favorite sports personalities.
For extra credit and a free car wash, use a separate sheet of paper to conceal the answers and see how many plates you can match to the applicable sports figure (80% gets you a job running the eye chart at your local DMV):
GNEEUS: Phil Jackson (Chicago Bulls)
GNEEBUS: Phil Jackson (Lakers)
T8PDLAY: NBC Olympic car
IAMMVP: Barry Bonds (regular season car)
IAVG196: Barry Bonds (playoff car)
JLOJGLN: Chick Hearn
RU4SURE: Andre Agassi
IKDUNOT: Steffi Graf
UMPBMPR: Marquis Grissom
GROOVD1: Chan Ho Park
PRKDIT: Cal Ripken Jr.
YNOAB?: Tony Gwynn
BORS252: Alex Rodriguez
RUNINL8: J.R. Rider
M8KMCRI: Roy Firestone
CD%@#@&: Shaquille O’Neal
OUT4YR: David Wells
OUT2YRS: Darren Dreifort
10DNDOC: Frank Jobe
HIQBIQ: Steve Spurrier
QB4HIRE: Trent Dilfer
WHAAHZU: Ryan Leaf
4192OSU: Bob Davie (Fiesta Bowl car)
2SRVMAN: Goran Ivanisevic
LOJACK: Paul Lo Duca
ROGRNME: Mark McGwire
KDKMISH: David Stern
2DYE4: Mike Piazza
86DQBA: Tom Lasorda (Olympic car)
TKHEADR: Tom Lasorda (All-star car)
4MRIUSOB: Bob Knight
MAJOR0: Phil Mickelson
XFHELL: Dick Ebersol
3NOUT: USC football coach (courtesy car)
UCLANOD: defensive coordinator (rental car)
6462CYA: Martina Hingis (Wimbledon limo)
YEN2HIT: Ichiro Suzuki
ICUNC2A: Jerry Tarkanian
10JQKA: Pete Rose
SAYHAY: Point Given
UPTHRVR: Darryl Henley (made his own)
OFFMINE: John Rocker
OUTFOXD: Keith Olbermann (already penning rebuttal plates)
BADRAP: Allen Iverson
247365: Dennis Rodman
RAI DUHS: Al Davis
BBNOITAL: George Will
OVRXPZD: Howie Long
PSHN40: Michael Jordan
NO12FITE: Roy Jones
GDOLBOY: Bobby Bowden
RAS PUTN: Steve Lavin
LV2DANC: Mark Madsen
FLOPKNG: Dikembe Mutombo
STICKIT: Mario Lemieux
KRAMIT: Muhammad Ali
DOWNIT!: Lee Hamilton
STOLEIT: Bobby Thomson
RIGDIT?: Dale Earnhardt Jr.
FNEBYME: Mark Cuban
IBFFBI: Don King
IH8CLAY: Pete Sampras
LUVLAV: Pete Dalis
JNGLJM: Jim Rome
NOLOBLZ: Mills Lane
NOZSQAT: Yogi Berra
3WPW1PT: Tiger Woods
NFLZZZ: Paul Tagliabue
DIPCLIP: Donald Sterling
TRIPDHR: Zola Budd
NETZRO: Patrick Roy
BOBNLEV: Oscar De La Hoya
YER2YER: Lou Piniella (clue: AL West standings)
NOTSOSO: Sammy Sosa
NEEBSTR: Tonya Harding
HXDHALO: Mo Vaughn
BRKALOT: Charles Barkley
44THNKU: Kobe Bryant
MRMIKE: Michael Buffer
MSTRMIK: Vin Scully
ERLOBE: Mike Tyson
HROFFHD: Jose Canseco
MCRIP: John McEnroe
HIHARD1: Randy Johnson
KNG2WNG: Luc Robitaille
PRM2PRO: Tyson Chandler
NODECAF: Lee Corso
BULLRUN: Elton Brand
BIG2NA: Bill Parcells
HOOPHR: Dick Vitale
BEAR323: Joe Paterno
IMEMINE: Randy Moss
THROSLO: Tim Wakefield
JAGR2DC: Jaromir Jagr
VNS.NET: Venus Williams
10USDAD: Richard Williams
BUDLITE: Bud Selig
KORTKRT: Casey Martin
IOCADIOS: Juan Antonio Samaranch
GR8EGO: George Steinbrenner
GRIPRIP: John Daly
SHRTCUT: Rosie Ruiz
CYNTIME: Roger Clemens
WWFPECS: Vince McMahon
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