LAUGH LINES
In the Flesh: “A couple was arrested for getting naked and having sex in a public ATM cubicle for more than an hour. How do they do it for an hour? If I take more than a minute, the guy behind me is yelling: ‘C’mon, pick it up, will ya? Let’s go!’” (Jay Leno)
In the Works: “The Fox network has announced that it will launch a newsmagazine show that will feature Geraldo Rivera. Apparently it’s all part of the Fox network’s plan to get people to stop watching Fox.” (Conan O’Brien)
Coming Soon: “Construction has started on the William J. Clinton Presidential Center. When completed, the facility will house more than 100 million documents, more than 2 million photos from the Clinton administration and will be the only presidential library with an ‘adults-only’ section.” (Ira Lawson)
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