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Laguna Beach Resident Flip-Flops on Sandals, Wants Cops to Get Them Back

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I don’t want to imply that some residents of the affluent city of Laguna Beach are a tad spoiled, but I did notice this in the Coastline Pilot newspaper’s log of calls to police: “Forest Avenue: A resident threw his flip-flop sandals on top of an overhang in the 200 block at 2:09 a.m. He wanted the city to get them down and an officer to mail them back to him.”

Asking for trouble: A while back, I ran a photo of a bus displaying a message that said: “If you can’t keep up with this bus, better see us.” Problem was, the bus was sitting on the side of the road, having broken down. Anyway, a reader who works for a Southland transportation agency and collects humorous shots of buses passed along another that bore an equally ironic message (see photo).

Food for thought: I’ve heard of after-dinner speakers, but Craig Endler of Canyon Country found another variety (see accompanying).

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Flipped out: Not all the state’s crazy drivers live here. Jeff Bliss, formerly of Newbury Park (and always a sensible driver), noticed traffic being held up on a street in San Luis Obispo by a woman in “a mini-van full of kids who was reading/asking questions from a study aid/flipbook. Here she is, flipping through the book. It’ll be a miracle if the children live long enough to study for their college entrance exams.”

Oh, Dancer! Oh, Prancer! The police log of the Los Alamitos News-Enterprise said a business owner complained that someone repositioned the reindeer in his outdoor display so that they appeared to be in amorous poses.

No need to send a postcard: “Seems like political figures are always in the news for untoward travel, tours and junkets,” wrote Jeff Haas, recalling such figures as Sam “Travelin’ Sam” Yorty, the late L.A. mayor.

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And Haas points out that the Avalon City Council recently went on a jaunt that also smelled, though not for the usual reasons. It was described in a headline of the Catalina Islander: “City Council tours the Landfill.”

MiscelLAny: The Lakers may be playing miserably of late, but at least they’re behaving off the court. Three players on the Portland Trail Blazers, by contrast, have had run-ins with the law in recent days. KFWB-AM radio’s Bret Lewis passed along the joke about the Trail Blazers’ new uniforms: white at home, orange along the freeways.

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Steve Harvey can be reached at (800) LA-TIMES, ext. 77083, by fax at (213) 237-4712, by mail at Metro, L.A. Times, 202 W. 1st St., L.A. 90012 and by e-mail at steve.harvey@latimes.com.

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