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Five poems to read while you're nursing your New Year's hangover 

Five poems to read while you're nursing your New Year's hangover 
Gin Tonic Classico garnished with rosemary sticks, star anise, olives and lemon and lime slices, served at Otoño restaurant. (Ricardo DeAratanha / Los Angeles Times)

Well, so you probably shouldn't have had that third glass of Champagne. You definitely shouldn't have had the fourth. You just changed your New Year's resolution to "never, ever drink again." Don't be ashamed: You're not the only one greeting 2019 with a wicked hangover. While you wait for the black coffee and aspirin to do their job, here are five poems that might help relieve your throbbing headache. (They probably won't, but hey, you can dream.)

Philip Levine, "Gin" — The late Levine, known for his odes to working-class Americans, had a memorable experience with the titular liquor, even if it wasn't a good one.

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"The first time I drank gin / I thought it must be hair tonic," he writes, recalling the first time he got drunk as a young man, which led to an unforgettable bout of illness. Levine had yet to turn 15 at the time and writes that he couldn't have anticipated what lay ahead: acne, the draft and Richard Nixon. "Any wonder we tried gin," he ruefully declares.

Leonard Cohen, "Closing Time" One of the most revealing parts of a hangover is gradually remembering how you got yourself into this situation. In Cohen's poem (yeah yeah, it's a song, but it counts), the narrator seems to realize his night at a bar, with "the Johnnie Walker wisdom running high," will lead to an unpleasant morning but carries on anyway:

And the whole damn place goes crazy twice
And it's once for the devil and it's once for Christ
But the boss don't like these dizzy heights
We're busted in the blinding lights of closing time.

Charles Baudelaire, "Be Drunk" — We at The Times strongly recommend you do not take life advice from Baudelaire, whose love of liquor and laudanum likely contributed to his death at 46. But if you insist on finding a literary justification for your hair-of-the-dog Bloody Mary, you could do worse than the hedonistic Frenchman:

You have to be always drunk. That’s all there is to it — it’s the only way. So as not to feel the horrible burden of time that breaks your back and bends you to the earth, you have to be continually drunk.

But on what? Wine, poetry or virtue, as you wish. But be drunk.

Marilyn Hacker, "Headaches" — Hacker wastes no time getting to the cause of the narrator's malady:

"Wine again. The downside of any evening’s / bright exchanges, scribbled with retribution." The poem tells the story of a party that ends predictably, with a reveler lying in bed, hoping the medicine she's taken will do the trick:

You turn the bed lamp on, open a book:
vasoconstrictor and barbiturate
make words in oval light reverberate.
The sky begins to pale at five o’clock.

Helen Hunt Jackson, "New Year's Morning" — The No. 1 enemy of the hungover is the morning person, who whistles a happy tune while you're scouring the medicine cabinet for the Advil. But you can't stay in bed forever, and there are parties and black-eyed peas to tend to, so you might as well accept your fate and start the new year off with a bit of optimism, courtesy of 19th-century poet Jackson:

Always a night from old to new!
Night and the healing balm of sleep!
Each morn is New Year’s morn come true,
Morn of a festival to keep.
All nights are sacred nights to make
Confession and resolve and prayer;
All days are sacred days to wake
New gladness in the sunny air.

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