Kim Kardashian walks inside Armenian St. James Cathedral in Jerusalem with husband Kanye West, their daughter,
The celebrity couple baptized 22-month-old daughter North at a 12th century Armenian Apostolic church in Jerusalem.
(Mahmoud Illean / AP)
Kim Kardashian holds daughter
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West visit the genocide memorial, which commemorates the 1915 mass killing of Armenians in the Ottoman Empire, in Yerevan, Armenia.(Karen Minasyan / AFP / Getty Images)
The fashion-forward couple attends the fall-winter 2015-16 ready-to-wear collection by Vuitton during Paris Fashion Week.(Etienne Laurent / EPA)
The rapper makes a face at photographers as the couple sits in the front row at Givenchy’s ready-to-wear collection collection during Paris Fashion Week.(Jacques Brinon / AP)
Kardashian and West try to calm down their daughter North while they sit front row with Aimie Wang, Alia Wang, rapper Nicki Minaj and Zoe Kravitz at the Alexander Wang runway show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2015 on Feb. 14, 2015.(Craig Barritt, Getty Images)
Singer Beyonce, Kardashian, her daughter North and Vogue editor Anna Wintour attend West’s Adidas Originals x Kanye West “Yeezy Season 1" fashion show during New York Fashion Week Fall 2015 on Feb. 12, 2015.(Dimitrios Kambouris, /Getty Images for adidas)
Kim Kardashian is messing with the media the same way it messes with her.
That is, if the media were in the second grade, or a nearly 2-month-old child.
The “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” star, who has shielded herself from public view since the June 15 birth of her daughter with rapper Kanye West, popped out of her quarantine Tuesday in full makeup to tease her fans, followers and the press.
With a video. A three-second Keek video. A video in which she does nothing else but stick out her tongue.
And neener, neener, neener!
Just show us you’re skinny already, OK?!
The new mom, 32, also attempted to bamboozle fans last week with a “faux” appearance on her mom Kris Jenner’s daytime talk show. She and Jenner led fans to believe that she would be a guest on the show and show off her post-baby slimdown, yet only her upper half appeared, and that via video message.
“I just wanted to say congratulations on your new show,” Kardashian said. “I’m sorry I couldn’t be there in person but I’m just loving life a little too much at home right now.”
The fashionista has been holed up at her mother’s sprawling Hidden Hills mansion while her home with West is being renovated. Kardashian reportedly wants to lose most of her baby weight before making her official post-baby debut -- you know, a full-body, flesh-and-blood debut.
Seriously, is she afraid if she’s gone for too long she’ll become irrelevant? Doubtful.
Still, it may justify all these incidents of a “peek-a-boo.” Apparently there’s no such thing as wasted ink in the digital age.
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