From the Archives: Our first review of ‘American Idol’: This show could use a gong for everyone


In 2002, Times pop music critic Robert Hilburn reviewed “American Idol” about a month into the show’s run. Here is what he had to say:

The biggest misconception about “American Idol” is that industry pros would actually spend 90 seconds listening to these mostly drab performers -- as the judges do on the hit TV show that mixes the Cinderella aspects of “Star Search” with the humiliation of “Survivor.”

Knowing how impatient label talent scouts are, my guess is that few of the six singers still in the competition would get more than 30 seconds at the microphone before being shown the door -- assuming they would even get in the door.


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The fact that these six are supposed to be the best of 10,000 original candidates is sobering. Then again, the show -- with its glitz and inbred dumbness -- is hardly designed to find the next Kurt Cobain or Ryan Adams.

This is another show made for “Star Search” hero Sam Harris.

The second misconception about “American Idol” is that Simon Cowell, the British record executive who is one of the three judges, is going out of his way to be mean to the contestants so that he serves as the show’s equivalent of “Weakest Link” hostess Anne Robinson.

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In truth, Cowell comes across as the only judge who consistently makes sense. If anything, he’s restrained in his remarks.

When he called Floridian entry Christina Christian “good” after her pedestrian version of Bill Withers’ “Ain’t No Sunshine” on last week’s show, you wondered if he really didn’t mean “tolerable.”


Then again, you were thankful for anything even approaching the rational after hearing cheerleader Paula Abdul gush about Christian: “What a job! I think this is your golden moment. From top to bottom ... you are a star.”

What did you expect from a pop star who has exhibited no real talent herself other than video choreography?

Randy Jackson, the third judge, is also prone to overstatement.

“Excellent, excellent, excellent, excellent,” he raved after watching R.J. Helton smother the life out of Stevie Wonder’s “Superstition.”

Abdul, the former Laker Girl, exclaimed: “That’s what I’ve been waiting for!”

Only Cowell seemed to notice that Helton’s performance is as sleazy as a Chippendale stripper’s.

“Boy band, yes,” he said sternly. “American Idol,” no.”

To really liven things up next season, the show’s producers ought to borrow a feature from the old “Gong Show,” which allowed judges to bring a merciful halt to a performance at any point.

The devilish stroke would be to have a panel of critics with the ability to kick off judges who make inane remarks. That way we could have two contests each week -- contestants and judges.

Here’s how it might have worked with a couple of the contestants on last week’s episode of “American Idol.” The idea is, you get two “gongs” before being booted off the panel.

First, Nikki McKibbin, a bright-eyed Kelly Osbourne look-alike, performs a painfully derivative version of the Pat Benatar hit “Heartbreaker.” The judges remarks are condensed.

Randy’s evaluation: “Love the outfit, love the hair.... “

Paula: “It’s a great thing from week to week how you keep finding your own path.... Congratulations.”

Simon: “We are trying to find the best undiscovered talent in America. That was a copycat performance -- not good enough and you will not win the show.”

Verdict: You have to feel sorry for Jackson because you know this veteran musician and record producer must have to spend half his life telling people he’s not part of the Jackson 5 family. Still, he’s halfway to a gong with that answer. Only Abdul, however, gets officially gonged here. McKibbin, by the way, would be out the door in 15 seconds.

Second, Ryan Starr with a punkette performance of Donna Summer’s “Last Dance.”

Jackson: “It wasn’t exciting to me. I thought you performed it better than you sang it.”

Abdul: “I disagree completely. You picked a song you were allowed to enjoy yourself and have fun. It was in your range, and everyone enjoyed it. Good for you.”

Cowell: “What we are looking for is originality. If you survive this week, and I think you probably will, you’ve got to make up your mind what you want to be, because I haven’t got a clue.”

Verdict: Right on, Simon! He was wrong, though. Starr, quite rightly, was the one voted off the show last week. Abdul is gonged again, so she’s history on the show. Jackson gets gonged here for offering any praise, meaning one more gong and he’s out, too.

The most striking talent on last week’s show by far was Amanda Gray, a 23-year-old former Miss Atlanta whose rendition of Gladys Knight’s “If I Were Your Woman,” had moments of genuine style.

Even then, Abdul seemed out of control with her comments: “You just keep pole-vaulting higher and higher and higher. Good for you.”

Simon, again, wins the round by pointing out that if viewers don’t vote Gray the winner in the contest, it’s madness.

The winner will be chosen Sept. 3-4.

Wake me when it’s over.


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