Column: Coronavirus is Trump’s worst nightmare — and not just because he’s a germophobe

President Trump holds a news conference with members of the White House coronavirus task force.
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It has been a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week for the president.

Over the preceding month, the president’s chances for reelection had been looking pretty good. The economy was roaring, the administration inked a deal with the Taliban for U.S. withdrawal from the “endless war” in Afghanistan (the deal was terrible, but that didn’t seem to matter politically), and, most important, it looked like Trump was going to get the general election opponent he wanted and worked so hard to get: Bernie Sanders.

A week later, international markets are in turmoil with a recession looking almost assured, the Afghan deal is unraveling, and Joe Biden — the candidate Trump most fears — looks increasingly likely to secure the Democratic nomination.

But the biggest problem the president faces isn’t, strictly speaking, political; it’s biological. If the president’s foes had set out to create a crisis, they could hardly have designed anything better than COVID-19. Not only is Trump himself famously germophobic; the disease and its economic effect are primarily a threat for his best demographic — old people. The news that attendees of the Conservative Political Action Conference were exposed adds insult to injury, as does the likelihood that the rallies that have given Trump sustenance will have to be canceled going forward.


The president has a number of superpowers — shamelessness, a gift for entertaining his base, the ability to bring out the worst in his enemies, and, relatedly, a gift for benefiting from political polarization. The political downsides of these abilities are significant, but they’re manageable when the economy is roaring. And they would have been fairly trivial in a contest with a socialist opponent with a long track record of supporting America’s geopolitical foes.

But none of these weapons are well-suited to combating a massive global disease outbreak that has the ability to stifle both economic supply and demand. Trump’s unwavering braggadocio is entertaining (to some) when the stakes are low, but it’s unnerving during a public health crisis. Trump’s insistence at a Centers for Disease Control and Prevention lab last week that he has a natural gift for understanding the science of pandemics because his uncle was a nuclear physicist at MIT is not exactly the presidential equivalent of a good bedside manner. It’s about as reassuring as saying, “I’m not an epidemiologist, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.”

A more revealing sign that the president is ill-equipped to deal with this challenge is his irrepressible need to move back to his comfort zone, by minimizing the nature of the threat, overpromising the timeline for a vaccine, blaming his enemies and shifting the conversation back to himself and his grievances.

On the same visit, the president went out of his way to attack the governor of Washington as a “snake.” He also said that COVID-19 tests are available to “anybody that wants them” (that wasn’t true, and still isn’t), adding: “The tests are all perfect. Like the letter was perfect. The transcription was perfect, right. This was not as perfect as that, but pretty good.”

The “letter” he was referring to was the transcription of the phone call he had with the president of Ukraine that launched his impeachment. Given how few people actually believe that call was perfect — even many GOP senators condemned it — one has to wonder who was reassured by the claim that our COVID-19 tests are almost as perfect as the phone call that got him impeached.

But reassurance isn’t the goal. The priority now is to squeeze a global outbreak into the same narrative structure that has sustained Trump. “The media mob’s weaponization and politicizing of this very serious issue is beyond predictable and disgraceful,” Sean Hannity explained. The pro-Trump conspiracy-oriented blog Gateway Pundit had a piece headlined, “Just Like Her Corrupt Brother Rod Rosenstein— The CDC’s Dr. Nancy Messonnier, Drops a Bomb on President Trump While On International Trip.” “It’s nothing more than the common cold,” Rush Limbaugh told listeners. “The coronavirus is being weaponized to bring down Donald Trump.”


It is undoubtedly true that many in the media are eager for this to be Trump’s Hurricane Katrina, but the cast of “Morning Joe” didn’t convince the Italians to quarantine some 16 million people or the Chinese to shut down an entire city.

If there is one lesson of the Trump presidency, it’s that he can’t change to fit the circumstances; he makes the circumstances fit him. That has worked surprisingly well for him. But it may be that the virus is immune to Trump’s powers. It’s almost like he had a better reason than we thought to be a germaphobe.

Twitter: @JonahDispatch