SCHEMES & SCREAMS

Now you’ve gone too far. You’ve blown your cover. After finding page 15 of the Book Review printed between pages 14 and 16 of Calendar, for gosh sakes, I know what you’re up to.

The Calendar staff is a cabalistic society aimed at subverting American culture as we know it by confusing the populace with a combination of misplaced Book Reviews, features on nonsensical issues, fuzzy color photos, a blizzard of stereo ads, and other such hoopla, ballyhoo and falderal.

Congratulations. How can I sign up?

P.S. I have never read Jane Austen.

DAVE ROGERS

Los Angeles