Sail America Says It All in Own Song

FREMANTLE, Australia — Any team worth its salt has a video, especially in the America’s Cup.

Dennis Conner’s Sail America has joined Alan Bond’s Australia IV in the musical market with a production mimed by crew members and the female office staff to this prerecorded message:

Well, hey there Aussies, g’day there, mates,

You’ve got somethin’ of ours you’re gonna have to give up

Cause we’re talkin’ about the America’s Cup.

Don’t wanna be rude, don’t wanna be mean,

But you’ll wish you were driving a submarine.

What goes down must come up,

The Stars & Stripes wants the America’s Cup.

There ain’t a doubt about it,

We won’t leave Perth without it.