Imagine Going to Stadium to Watch a Ballgame

I have always realized that I am a member of several minority groups, but I never realized that by refusing to do the wave, slap around beach balls, trot onto the field after loose balls, run out to see Darryl Strawberry up close and personal, or touch a cascading ball in play that I was, in fact, among the smallest minority of all: people who go to Dodger Stadium to watch a ballgame.

PHILIP S. KAUFMAN

West Covina