Laugh Lines
* “It was reported this week that killer bees continue to make their way into many areas of the northern half of the United States,” says Steve Voldseth. “Not only that, they’ve hired Barry Scheck.”
* Larry King has turned 64. “If you’re looking for a gift for Larry, you can’t go wrong with a wedding cake.” (Voldseth)
* Regarding that FBI report that says crime is down because baby boomers are getting older: “Although it’s true that robbery and murder are down, not rewinding videos is up.” (Premiere Morning Sickness)
* SEND US A LINE: Got a joke? Send it to Laugh Lines by fax, (213) 237-0732, or mail, Life & Style, Los Angeles Times, Times Mirror Square, Los Angeles, CA 90053.
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